Category: 2005

  • War of the Worlds (2005 review)

    War of the Worlds (2005 review)

    5 outta 5 I’m convinced Steven Spielberg has a great horror movie inside of him once per decade.  Think about it: Jaws in the 70s. Temple of Doom in the 80s.  Jurassic Park in the 90s.  And now War of the Worlds in the 2000’s (I’m not saying “naughts” dammit! It sounds stupid.)   Once every…

  • Fantastic Four (2005 review)

    Fantastic Four (2005 review)

    2 outta 5 Fantastic Four is a cookie-cutter superhero movie. Insert Origin Plot A, mix liberally with a climatic fight with supervillian Plot B, stir and serve. There’s hardly any superheroing done in the flick until the very end. Nothing is driving the movie, aside from a laundry list of explanations about superpowers, complaints about…